I saw Rachel Ward’s post about Tomatina and couldn’t resist sharing my experience at the infamous world’s largest tomato fight. Let me know if you are thinking of going, I have lots of advice…
We made 3 trips to Bunol in total. The first was the weekend prior to Tomatina. Not much activity, just some people beginning to tarp up some of the buildings.

Well, I take that back…apparently there was also a heavy metal concert in Bunol that day, which explained why there were tons of kids dressed in all black on the train ride there. The second trip was the evening before the festival. We contemplated camping there like lots of people did, but we didn´t and that was a smart move in hindsight.

The day of Tomatina, we caught the first train from Valencia to Bunol at about 7am. It was packed. Very packed. About another full trainload of people couldn´t fit on. Lots of Aussies and Brits on the train and some very hungover people as well. Witnessed a girl barfing in the car behind ours…she didn´t appreciate everyone cheering her on either.
So we get to Bunol and almost immediately off the train Smith runs into a guy from his kickball team in VA Beach. Random. We quickly realize that the bathroom situation is pretty nonexistent. That turned out to be pretty funny for Smith who was glad that he was wearing multiple pairs of socks. I´ll spare you the stories, but let´s just say there was some fairly good bathroom humor and Smith was (as usual) the center of it. Here’s other people waiting/cheering on Smith (inside one of the very few “porta-loo’s” around. I think we saw 5 total…for 30,000 people!)

We make the 30 minute trek down into town and things are already going in full force.

There is a ham on top of a pole. The pole has grease all over it and people are trying to climb it to get the ham.
We watched that for a while and then decided to go put away a litre of beer. Oh yeah, and we had to take a picture of these guys.

Things were really gearing up at that point and it was hard to walk down the street without getting buckets of water dropped on your head from the balconies above. Somehow we managed, not that it mattered with the ensuing mess. In the 30 minutes it takes us to do that about a bazillion more people show up. We try to get back to the ham on a pole scene, which is the kick off of the fight and kind of the main area, but it was too crowded. There are already a few outbreaks of tomatoes coming from locals at this point…

…and we hear a cannon go off, the signal that the ham had been captured and the trucks would now start rolling in. We cut through some of the village streets that paralleled (kind of) the main tomato fight road and ended up in what I think was the thick of things. We managed to get a great view of the first truck from a distance because we were in one of the squares where the street isn’t narrow.

I could already taste tomato, but having only taken a small amount of shrapnel thus far…

…we moved in closer to the actual street where the first truck had just passed, letting loose the first of the tomatoes.

The fight had begun, but there were still many, many more tomatoes on the way.

More trucks, more tomatoes.

What happened next was not a tomato fight, but a tomato war.

Forget everything online about there being all of these rules where the tomatoes have to be squashed first and no one gets hurt or mad. It hurts and it’s dangerous.

The sopping wet t-shirts that were being lobbed all over hurt the worst. Once the 2nd tuck past us, I could barely see out of my goggles. It was more crowded then bourbon street on new years.

I threw very few tomatoes for being in the world´s largest tomato fight. Instead most of my efforts were directed at staying on my feet, not getting trampled or run over by the massive trucks, and taking the beating that was coming from every possible direction.

It was a beautiful, frightening mess. After about 20 or 30 minutes I was accosted by a group of young locals who began chanting “camisetta! camisetta!” as they ripped off my t-shirt. Anyone who still had on a shirt at that point didn´t for much longer. I fell down once which was pretty scary, but people were pretty good about yanking those who had fallen back up in the spirit of safety.
After about an hour of relentless combat we had made our way to the edge of the fight and I was able to remove my goggles, just now being able to actually see what was going on. wow.

Just about then the cannon fired again signaling the end. we followed the trail of “clean” people backwards and found the “river” (more of a creek) and some “showers.” Some locals were also happy to spray you down with their garden hoses. The mess was unbelievable and I was surprised how quickly it began to stink.

The town began cleaning up immediately with fire hoses, squeegees, etc. I guess it´s like cooking, where you want to take care of that kind of mess before it gets harder to clean.
We got as clean as we could and began the 30 minute uphill miserable trek back to the train station. I figured it would take us all day to get onto a train, but it only took a couple of hours. They wouldn´t let us on the train without shirts, so we had to go buy the 9 euro festival shirt along with another 20,000 people who were in the same boat. This is the part where you wished you were a super hot chick in a bikini because the guys who had backpacks were dying to give them their extra shirts. Smith and I, not so much. I have tomato in my ears and i can´t get it out, and i´m pretty sure the ear infection that is brewing will be pretty fun on the flight back. All in all, a great time and an even greater mess. Tomatina on YouTube
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