11th Apr 2008
“IT WAS ALL A DREAM!”
Dearest Hokies:
Here comes my last official post in the press room of the 72nd Masters tournament, and I can tell you, as much of a joy as it was for Drew Weaver to get to play here, it was my pleasure to cover it. It’s not the first time I’ve been here, at least, that’s what I’ve been told by my parents. I have the occasional odd memory that sprouts out the recesses of my brain , but usually only sparked by something I remember seeing once before, like the “big oak” or the driving range. I slightly remember the beds of pine needles, but only because, if I am actually recalling a memory, I played in them and got really dirty.
What I can say though, is the week here has been quite the experience. I’ve been extremely fortunate enough to have had the opportunity to witness some really great golf in my lifetime. I’ve been to St. Andrews, Malaga for the Ryder Cup, Turnberry, Carnoustie, Augusta, Congressional, Robert Trent Jones, I even went to high school where there was a Donald Ross original on grounds (Golf Nuts, at this time, may now go get a new pair of socks.) Point being, I’ve seen some of the nicest courses in the world, shook hands and shared breathing air (yes I was that close) to several reknown golfers.
But never have I been more impressed, or more humbled, than watching Drew Weaver in a massive embrace with his family. Months of pent up emotions flowed from his eyes. Preparing for a Major Championship, spending literally hundreds of hours on the golf course took over Weaver’s life for four months. For all of that, to collapse in what he believed to be embarrassing fashion (it really wasn’t) crushed him.
Just this year, I’ve seen NFL stars with tears in their eyes. I’ve seen race horse Jockey’s ball their eyes after being nosed out at the wire. I’ve seen grown men weighing 300 pounds cry like little babies when they lose to the Hokies (ahem… certain UVA football players).
But none deserve them more than Drew Weaver.
On my side, let me say once again, it’s been an honor to sit here among some of the most talented writers in the world, and feel like my word is appreciated and respected. It’s been a dream, to cover the Masters.
To commemorate my trip, a “here’s to:”
Here’s to: All the Hokie fans who cheered along the ropes when Weaver or Wagner walked by, always with a voce bravisimo “Let’s go Hokies!”
Here’s to: The old guy I saw wearing Blue Knickerbockers, a red and white argile sweater, pringle socks, and a beret. You sir were truly the smile of my week!
Here’s to: All the golf patrons lining the beer stand at 10 am EVERYDAY of the week. Hokie Tailgaters: you’s guys wouldn’t stand a chance next to these corporate folks who’s Rolexes were sticky with beer foam by noon.
Here’s to: the guys I saw laying out on the grass beside the fairways, toe up at 2 in the afternoon taking a nice nap. What a way to spend your money, eh? I hope they were at least dreaming of Augusta.
Here’s to: Watching Tiger Woods almost eagle a hole IN PERSON.
Here’s to: Coming within an arm’s length of Arnold Palmer.
Here’s to: The seriously self control I summoned from the depths of my journalist soul to resist the urge to touch Arnold Palmer when he was only an arm’s length away.
Here’s to: The flocks of sorority girls visiting from the University of Georgia that flocked to greens whenever Camillo Villegas got an inch off the ground to inspect his putts. They were all right there with him…
Here’s to: Watching grown men get a fit of the giggles like wee little toddlers being tickled whenever a shot came remotely close to the pin off an approach shot.
Here’s to: The sunburn I got on my face while wearing a hat. I mean, HONESTLY! (The things I do for good journalism…REALLY!)
Here’s to: Everyone who checked up on this blog. YOU are the coolest. I hope you felt well informed!
Here’s to: My first tall cool one as a legal eagle. I’ll give you a hint: it’s gonna bubble and fizz, and perhaps after a few too many I will too!
-TREES
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